Reblog if you're the retarded friend
-everysecond: distinctmemory: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR omg what is this animal OMFG
When there's visitors at your house
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
What tumblr has done to my education.
WHEN I TAKE A SIP OF MY FAVORITE DRINK
annoying person: you need anger management classes
me: you need shut the fuck up classes
i get walked into in the hall: sorry
i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
i get pushed against the wall: sorry
i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
i get pushed out the window: sorry
i get run over by a car: sorry
i get murdered: sorry
What if Tom Hiddleston voiced a GPS
gondor-calls-for-aid: soo-gay: weaponizedwit: loki-d-myovaries: #i’d crash and die #please turn left #would you, my dear? #thank you so much #you’re wonderful person #and perfect driver #Oh deary, you’ve turned the wrong way! #Never mind… let’s try this again #It wasn’t your fault. #Idiotic road
egwmusic: Play the audio and let your life near...
videohall: Bootleg Fireworks… LAWD JEZUZ!
gayhighfiving: spider butt spider butt does what ever a spider butt does can it swing, from a web? no it can’t it’s a butt LOOK OOOOUUUT HERE COMES SPIDER BUUUUUTTTT
0utside-life: tophmelonlord: districtmayor: OH MY GOD IT’S BACK A;SIODLOUKI ((OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER I CAN’T EVEN)) idk how many times i watched this but its so cute sooo idc
"Why are you single?"
idreamofgingers: theepichumor: I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me. this is so me c:
iwillbeyourgoal: i don’t need your sass today yahoo news
-uhhleeseeuhh: fagology: masturbation-is-illegal: I FELL OFF MY BED OMGFDHFHSGFZD again I NEED TO REBLOG AGAIN OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
mcrshavedmywife: twentyjuanguns: ...