- i get walked into in the hall: sorry
- i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
- i get pushed against the wall: sorry
- i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
- i get pushed out the window: sorry
- i get run over by a car: sorry
- i get murdered: sorry
does what ever a spider butt does
can it swing, from a web?
no it can’t
it’s a butt
LOOK OOOOUUUT HERE COMES SPIDER BUUUUUTTTT
it feels like somebody..
WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
I TOLD YOU HE WAS ON TO US
- Me: *see spider*
- Me: *lose sight of spider*
- Me: So this is how I die.
DOCTOR SAYZZ I AINT NEVAA GUNNA WALK AGAYINN
NOT EVEN ON CRUTCHEZZZZ